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(Regarding a Vitamin C supplement). They’re fruit! I eat them all the time. Everyone knows its a scientific fact you cant have enough Vitamin C!

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well not really. Yesterday UBC received a bomb threat that was serious enough for the police to send out a squad fitting for an episode of TJ Hooker. Did they find anything? Thankfully no but most of the surrounding area was locked down. How do I know? Well ladies and gents ol’ Fang here was locked up like grandpa’s old hunting rifle here at UBC.

To be honest outside of the choppers circling the building like vultures it was pretty normal for the most part. The worst delay came this morning with all the cameramen scrambling to see the rarely seen “students boarding a bus”.

Dear Global Morning News

Global news is an embarrassing display of Vancouver shitiness. Moronic banter, unlikable personalities and general idiocy being what my poor flu soaked brain was subjected too. Worst of all being the lame duck style matron who had absolutely trite and useless Valentines day advice that scored at about a twelve year old’s level of comprehension. Her frumpy shirt and godawful ugly feather hair thing was an ill composed outfit that made me want to puke on sight. After her bitchy undertone drilled her asinine comments into my brain, she was then mocked by the anchor causing her barely contained bitterness at being a lonely bitch start to come to the surface. Thanks for making my morning news worse then the flu virus currently ravaging my body.

A first, and last time viewer of your unacceptable lame program

JE

PS the whinny self congratulating shit stylings of your musical feature was a disgracefully uninteresting with an unending painful falsetto (you are not Radiohead) by a man who lacking anything worthwhile tried to paste together a hippy version of Kurt Cobain, the dumb ass bright eyes of Bono and the partly shaven checks of faux troubadour ruffian. A big dab of the whinny angst holds it all together.

Its exhausting.

Canada is about to do the following:

1) Allow the Canadarm to be sold to a Yankee weapons maker who manufactures clusterbombs, illegal land mines and a host of other heavy military equipment. Space Missles anyone?

2)Put our nuclear reactors below world safety limits

3) Destroy all independant regulators including Nuclear Safety, the Wheat Board, and a host of others that have been guaranteers of our safety stabelizers of our economy (and our Food supply!)for over half a century.

4)Allow the tar sand to expand to a hundred times its size so that it is a scar on Canada visible from space.

5)Misuse and destroy our military, especially our exhausted and damaged soldiers who are there because WE TOLD them to be there, and still they wait and fight and die for they know not what.

6) Already removed the portraits of all Canada’s former Prime Ministers to replace them with his own, ugly mug shot.

7 )Destroy our manufacturing base by promoting a oil only economy.

8)Alberta oil party is demanding that the now unemployed workers retrain for work on the oil patch and move to Alberta.

9)Alberta’s water supply made deadly poison, dead lakes already becoming common in the north of Alberta.

What contempt this man feels for our nation that he would so blithely destroy it.

coming up for Canada: The death penalty, antiabortion laws, economic hardship and more sleazy back deals then you can shake a stick at.

Fuck you Stephen Harper