Summer Time And The Wanking Is easy
May 30th, 2008 by JohnEdgarThe sun is out in Vancouver and with the Sun comes the people exposing as much flesh as they dare to soak in that much needed Vitamin D. It was a long winter, it always is, but this winter something changed here in the depths of Mount Pleasant. Lots of new people moved in this winter, which in itself is not unusual, but its who has moved in. Not the usual immigrants, criminals, weirdos, hippies, sketchy musicians, paranoid schizophrenics, starving artists, poor families, single mothers and the usual wonderful riff raff that used to be here. No, they are being displaced. Instead we now have hipsters.
May 30, 2008 at 7:26 pm | East Van Revolution, Economics and the Voodoo that you Do, Hipsters, Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada, Wankers | No comment
Look Here Mr. Dallaire
May 20th, 2008 by ToddSlaughter
img source | The Globe and Mail
Okay Mr. Dallaire, its time you got off your high horse. You and your “Rule of Law” and your “human rights” had better take a reality pill. Do you know what we are dealing with out here in the “Real World?” We are fighting the most heinous inhuman monsters in the history of the world. They can not be talked to or reasoned with. The monstrous evil that is embodied in these terrorist scum demons is not due to any social issues of poverty or war or being pawns in the strategic maneuverings of political powers beyond their control. No, these sub human creatures of death have risen from hell to destroy everything we hold dear, like Human Rights and the Rule of Law.
May 20, 2008 at 10:44 pm | Canada International, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, International Shit, Politics | No comment
Even Some Employers are Getting Disgusted
May 20th, 2008 by CongoBillI Found this on craigslist
Let’s be reasonable fellow Landscape Company owners (GVRD)
Date: 2008-05-20, 7:03PM PDT
Ive had my company for 28 years in the West side of Vancouver , residential and commercial accounts . At times I visit this site in case people of experience have posted and are looking for work . If youre paying people with experience that are good, solid, employees 10 or 12 dollars an hour do you wonder why you have staffing problems and high turn over or are you that silly? We know how much WE make so why not give good people what they’re worth. Tim Hortons pays 14.50 and Starbucks 12.50 so why would someone work like a dog like we do, get dirty, suck in gas fumes for that when they could be serving a latte with full benefits. For goodness sake buck up. If you flag this one it means Ive struck a chord and you know your a user. The LRB should get you in the —— What are you a non profit organization? You give us all a bad name
May 20, 2008 at 8:43 pm | Economics and the Voodoo that you Do, The Workplace | No comment
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2008 by ToddSlaughterSo we the government are announcing a bold new plan, a massive plan, a long plan, a plan to rebuild the Canadian military! A twenty year plan! A plan which plans to spend $30 Billion on… no wait, $45 Billion… or is that $50 Billion, oh wait, no it’s $96 Billion…I think…
Yes, the plan, we have a Plan! Definitely a plan, a plan of spending! Spending billions! Lots of billions will be spent on the plan over twenty years. Spent on war, yes, WAR! Its about time Canada be known for WAR again! Our WAR-iness shall never be questioned again! We shall be respected throughout the world because of this! Nothing makes friends like WAR!
May 16, 2008 at 2:58 am | Canada International, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Economics and the Voodoo that you Do, Horseshit, Politics | 1 comment
Speaking of the Rich Bitch…
May 14th, 2008 by CongoBillHow convenient that after the last post my TV quickly handed me another example of Wankery, and to stay so close in species to the Hot-Shit Rich Fuck by showing us the Hot-Shit Rich Bitch! (Thank You Cadillac Marketing Department And Your Clearly Defined Target Demographic!)
And so we have another installment of
CongoBill’s Field Guide to North American Wankers: The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch
Let’s have a look:
The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch Spotting #1
and for good measure
The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch Spotting #2: Spurning Two Hot-Shit Rich Fucks
May 14, 2008 at 11:39 pm | CongoBill's Field Guide To North American Wankers, Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada, Wankers | No comment
Rabbit Season? Wanker Season!
May 13th, 2008 by CongoBillIn recent years there has been an explosion in the Vancouver Wanker population. These invasive species have already displaced many formerly common species such as the Silver Maned Kitsilano Hippy. The loss of the wankers natural predators as well as other checks and balances have allowed them to expand far too widely and rapidly. So we are calling an open season on Wankers. Time to thin the herds.
May 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm | CongoBill's Field Guide To North American Wankers, Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada, Wankers | No comment
THE ARCHITECTURAL GODDESS getting Desperate?
May 10th, 2008 by ToddSlaughterTHE ARCHITECTURAL GODDESS CONTINUES THE SEARCH (Metro Vancouver and beyond)
Reply to:XXXXXXXXXX@gmail.com
Date: 2008-05-08, 5:29PM PDT
THE GODDESS NEEDS YOUR ARCHITECTURAL DESIGN SKILLS !
Yes, The Architectural Goddess is back and in need of new staff. So if you are thinking of a career move, feel like ditching the computer to spent more time on site or maybe you need to be project managing a more interesting project. Or maybe you’d just like to be paid more ?
So if you have an architectural or architectural technology qualification and something interests you here please note the ‘Position’ reference number and then send your résumé in a (word doc only and without pictures) back to The Goddess.
May 10, 2008 at 12:27 am | The Workplace, Wankers | No comment
Don’t Tase Me Bro! from an 83 year old
May 8th, 2008 by JohnEdgarWho thought that it would be an 83 year old heart patient that would be the latest victim of our cowardly cops. Yes he had a knife, a pocket knife, but apparently our cops no longer even bother to try and talk people down, like the unfortunate Robert Dziekanski who RCMP killed by continually zapping and then piling on.
May 8, 2008 at 11:35 pm | Canada International, Stupid | 1 comment
500 in One Blow
May 8th, 2008 by JohnEdgarThe Syncrude slaughter is certainly getting attention in that the image of 500 wild ducks drowning in toxic sludge is enough to give nightmares to all except the hardest of Alberta Oil ideologists. Not to mention that its timing coincided with Alberta trying to convince its biggest customer that the Oil Sands are green as can be.
May 8, 2008 at 5:24 pm | Alberta, Canada International, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics, The Environment, or whats left of it anyway | No comment
A Very Starchy Man
May 6th, 2008 by CongoBill
Few know that early in his political
career Steven Harper was forced to
take on a second job as a Mr. Potato Head.
May 6, 2008 at 1:29 pm | Alberta, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics | No comment
Postcard
May 6th, 2008 by CongoBill
May 6, 2008 at 3:45 am | Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada | No comment
HAR!-PER! King of FishBeasts
May 6th, 2008 by ToddSlaughter
May 6, 2008 at 3:30 am | Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics, Pulp Politics | No comment
The True origin of Hip Hop Music
May 5th, 2008 by hoodedfangMay 5, 2008 at 1:47 pm | Cool Shit, International Shit | No comment
Samurais, Ninjas and Cities
May 5th, 2008 by hoodedfangVancouver police arrest teen dressed as ninja | Source:Vancouver Sun
I dont know what it is about cities and samurai sword incidents but this is at least one of the less bloody ones that has happened in a town that Ive lived in. My first was way back in the UK where not one but two samurai sword incidents happened, though with far more dire results as an MP was killed by an assailant. I guess the moral of this story is to keep the doors locked in case of ninjas.
May 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm | Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada | No comment
Ninjas, Gurus, and now Goddesses?
May 3rd, 2008 by ToddSlaughterWhat the fuck is going on with employers in this country? Aside from their increasingly crazy lingo and unreasonable qualifications requests (as if every job requires a bachelors Degree AND at least five years experience,) or conversely your over qualified and you have to take your masters degree off your resume just to get lower paying work because the rents due and your credit card is maxed from buying food. We get low-ball wages ($12.50 an hour is far to frequent a figure,) surprise phone interviews, never being contacted (or even having phone calls returned) after interviews, people strung along for weeks at a time, stress interviews (even being told that you CAN”T LEAVE the interview,) open mockery at interviews and telling people they have a job and then changing their minds.
May 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm | East Van Revolution, Economics and the Voodoo that you Do, Stupid, The Workplace, Vancouver: The Fuck You Capital of Canada, Wankers | 2 comments
Canada Outfits for Beijing Are Wankerific!
May 2nd, 2008 by ToddSlaughterWow, the Hipster Wankers have screwed up again. The new uniforms for our athletes going to Beijing are an embarrassing mess that reek of the Wanker Elite and their atrocious tastes. The worst of all the outfits is the track suits covered in the eye tangling montage of red and white shit that I can’t make out other then the occasional piece of maple leaf. The shorts and singlet isn’t so bad though, has a bit of a sixties cut. They won’t be waring that in the opening ceremonies though. Imagine, all our athletes marching out in a crowd waring those track suits. I wouldn’t recommend viewing by epileptics.
May 2, 2008 at 6:22 pm | Beijing 2008, Canada International, Hipsters, Olympics, Stupid, Wankers | No comment
Those Homoerotic Tories
May 2nd, 2008 by hoodedfangsource | lilithgallery.com
Move on… Nothing to see here.
May 2, 2008 at 1:50 pm | Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics, Pulp Politics | 1 comment
Alberta is Ricky! Oh Shit!
May 2nd, 2008 by CongoBillRemember that episode of Trailer Park Boys where Ricky gets money somehow, then starts acting like a dick to everyone in the trailer park. And not just a regular dick but a MegaDick. He then announces he is going to get Drunk-As-Fuck that night because he finally had some money god damn it. Ricky wakes up the next day in mid-afternoon face down in the middle of one of the trailer parks gravel intersections.
May 2, 2008 at 2:56 am | Alberta, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics | No comment
Harper’s Modern Canadian Dictionary:
May 2nd, 2008 by CongoBillCanberta
Where you ain’t shit unless your Conservative. And from Alberta. And fuckin’ rich as shit. And Christian. And White. And Married. And like oil. And wear shit like this:
Oh, and I’m suing you.
May 2, 2008 at 2:00 am | Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Harper's Modern Canadian Dictionary, Politics | No comment
She’s Ready and She Wants It Bad
May 1st, 2008 by ToddSlaughterBig Red C is all a tremble as the virile and upthrust Olympic Torch tickles her Hong Kong shaped belly button ring.
May 1, 2008 at 11:52 pm | Beijing 2008, Olympics | No comment
I am Ste-p4n H4rp3r from Calgarox 7
May 1st, 2008 by hoodedfangPrepare to be assimilated Canada…to a land without humans, the world of Ste-p4n H4rp3r!
May 1, 2008 at 9:17 pm | Alberta, Conservatives Throw Shitty Parties, Politics, Pulp Politics | 1 comment