Crackdown On Ontario Street

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The Vancouver Police must not have much to do, every day this week they’ve been out at Ontario and Broadway busting the guys who wait there for stray employment.  Ontario street has always been the place to go if you need work under the table.

One step below Labour Ready on the Blue Collar Hierarchy, people go there to hire someone to move some boxes, or load their car, or any other basic labor job, negotiated on the spot, usually for very cheap.

Naturally many of the guys waiting there are immigrants who cannot work legally in Canada but so the fuck what.  Do we really need to spend the city resources necessary to have a large troop of cops rush in, harass, arrest and process the Ontario Street guys in order to deny them the $12 they would maybe make that day? Does this really make any fucking sense?  And should we really deny people, any people legal or not, the right to catch a few odd jobs? I suppose they always have the option of turning to crime but in my mind it is far better to have them load Grandma Smith’s old newspapers into her van for her. But if our city’s strategy is to force people into burglary and drug dealing who am I to question.

Maybe its all part of the Tory’s recent crackdown on illegal immigrants, I mean with Vancouver’s long standing labour shortage we wouldn’t want labourers coming into our city.  So way to go everyone, we really showed those poor and disenfranchised whose boss!

SHAME!!!

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How can I even express my disgust at being part of a country that is complicit in the barbarity of Guantanimo? Video just got released of the Canadian boy Khadr being interogatted by CSIS. The boy plead for help, for release from a hell of isolation, hopelessness and torture. But we do nothing, our government stands in tacit support of the medieval policy of brutality and torture.

The most disgusting moment is when some CIA expert comes on and tells us this video is harmless, that there is nothing scandalous here. Well Mr. Asshole, let’s take your 16 year old son away from you, shoot him through the chest twice, interrogate him endlessly, lock him in a small confined space, deny him sleep for days on end, deny him lawyers, deny him contact with loved ones and the outside world in general. Let’s water-board him, make him think he is never getting out and pull some secretive torture shit. In six years we’ll do a video interview that looks much the same as this one and show it to you, then tell me how innocuous it is you sick fuck.

Thank you Steven Harper for making me and my nation a supporter of torture, the torture of children even.

She’s My Blackout Baby

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It’s good to see that Vancouver’s infrastructure is in tip top shape with large swaths of downtown totally without power due to a power substation fire.  The cause, the suspicious and yet unexplained failure of a power cable. Not only are parts of downtown having to shut down (including luxury hotels and high-rises) but the Harbor Center and the many major internet service providers inside are also out of luck, affecting service not only in the city but in the states as well.

It all goes with the fine Vancouver tradition of shotty workmanship.  To keep our fraying electrical system company another major problem creeping up on Vancouver is the leaky condo syndrome starting to be found not only in the low rises but also the massive high rise towers. Yes, fifty stories of faulty construction to fix.  Good Job Vancouver.

Midnight At The Rio

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rioThis summer the Rio Cinema at Broadway and Commercial is working with Black Dog Video and doing some Midnight horror screening. The first on Friday the 13th showed Friday The 13th with Reanimator. The theatre almost full, the crowd was raucous and a good time was had by all, with only some good natured heckling as the projectionist struggled to turn the subtitles off on the DVD projector. Its a midnight show, its expected.

Such a good time was had in fact they decided to do it again and last Friday Dawn of The Dead circa 1978 and Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things graced the big screen. A good crowd had gathered, (probably about 75 to 100. Watermelon, the buxom owner of the theatre was pulling out the charm as she mingled in a lacy black neglegey and red silk robe. She was also drunk as a skunk but it set well the mood for midnight movies.

This time the movies were hosted by Gory Rae who I must say did an awful job. She was even more drunk, slurred her words, look confused and had no idea how to put on a show. She didn’t even bother to work the crowd and tottered around uncomfortably the whole night on massive black platform knee high vinyl boots.

movieThe opening act, which could have been a good idea, was to initiate viewers ‘virgin’ to Dawn of The Dead.’ After missing her cue and making a lackluster entrance Gory sat on stage like a lump in platform shoes and a big hat as Watermelon handled most of the hostessing, working the crowd and moving things along. Seven virgins went up on stage and were christened with zombie blood, again with an utter lack of showmanship by Gory, who’s mocking and rude attitude made for some dreadful banter. Calling your audience losers for having not seen an old cult movie is not entertaining or endering.

But the show went smoothly and there was less audience participation then in Friday the 13th but Dawn of the Dead is a far more deadpan so that’s to be expected. I was glad to see Dawn on the big screen but it is a long movie at 2 1/2 hours with another movie to follow. So I didn’t get to see the second feature or the dreadful Gory’s presentation of prizes.

I have to admit that there is a long tradition of bad horror hostesses, but the best of them know how to work the cheese factor and have the charm to peddle dreadful puns, of which there were none at Rio, in fact there wasn’t a single joke cracked, just some insults dished out, which Is not comedy Gory. She was also missing the massive tits that traditionally go with Horror Hostesses, which would have been fine if she had an actual act to deliver.

Still, its a good time with some good movies in a classy cinema. A new host with a half decent floor show would be all it needs. A good night out to be sure.

Sing Along with The New Canada!

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Ohhhhh Can-a-da,

Our Tar Sands Loving Land.

True Profit Comes,

When We Don’t Give A Damn.

With Oiled Hearts,

We’ll Watch You Die,

From Tailings and Disease.

With Bloodied Hands,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please.

Water in Our Land,

Is Black and Deadly.

Oh Canada

We’ll Do With You As We Please

Oh Canada

We’ll Do with You As We Please!

Again!

Oh Can-a-da

Our Foreign Own-ed Land.

Iconic Companies,

Owned By The Japanese.

With Corporate Hearts,

We Sell Thee Out,

To Yankees and Chinese.

From Far and Wide,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please.

Money For The Rich,

To Gut Our Economy.

Oh Canada

We’ll Do With You As We Please

Oh Canada

We’ll Do With You As We Please!

AGAIN!

Oh Canada

Our New Fascist Play Land.

Kidnapped Citizens,

In Gitmo’s brutal hands.

With Civil Rights,

We Put On Hold,

For Ex-pe-di-en-cy.

From far and wide

Oh Canada

We’ll Do With You As We Please.

God wants our voice,

Censored and Made Weak,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please

oh Canada

We’ll Do With You As We Please

AGAIN!

Oh Canada

Our Strong Man Rul-ed Land.

Show True Tory Love,

Or Lose Thy Job As Reprimand.

With Kowtowed Hearts,

We Watch the rise,

Of Harperian Cronies.

Do As Your Told,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please.

Ontario Punished,

For liberality,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please,

Oh Canada,

We’ll Do With You As We Please.

Had Enough of this Shit? I certainly Have.

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