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Despite James Moore’s ludicrous claims that the Conservatives are the true friends of the CBC, nothing could be further from the truth. We need to stop the Conservatives from taking advantage of the recession to implement their draconian view of society. Want a movie czar? Keep supporting them. Feel like having the government continue to increase control over your life and your choices? No, neither do I.

Out of touch those Conservatives…

Definitely not you or me but people like Five Feet of Ugly. We need to elect a government that cares about Canadians not bigots!

Now there has been much chatter and speculation about Dubya’s first international post-presidential visit being Calgary, control hub of both the Alberta Tar sands and Home Base Central Command of the reigning Conservative Party of Canada.

Rumours abound about how this visit is a regrouping of an unholy cabal of Evil which, having sucked The United States of America dry of wealth and spirit has turned its eyes Northwards.

Some speculate Bush came to give advice on living as an international pariah as all those in attendance would soon become after the raw ass-fucking they were about to give their own nation.

But none of this is true. We have confirmed with League of Evil representatives that Bush was in Calgary simply to seal the deal on his staring role in the new remake of the Canadian film “Porky’s.”

A group of teenage boys “travel to Porky’s bar located outside of town on the basis of a rumor that if one pays the owner Porky, one can hire a prostitute. Initially reluctant, Porky takes the kids’ money and promises them “a night to remember” and then humiliates them by dumping them in the swamp. When the group seeks revenge, the sheriff, who turns out to be Porky’s brother, arrives to drive them away, but not before Porky’s minions extort the rest of their money and cause them more embarrassment. The remainder of the story follows their efforts to get revenge on Porky and his corrupt brother.”
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The casting seemed a natural choice.