Remember that episode of Trailer Park Boys where Ricky gets money somehow, then starts acting like a dick to everyone in the trailer park. And not just a regular dick but a MegaDick. He then announces he is going to get Drunk-As-Fuck that night because he finally had some money god damn it. Ricky wakes up the next day in mid-afternoon face down in the middle of one of the trailer parks gravel intersections.

Alberta is Ricky. At first he was the tough luck kid always broke and struggling. Then money just shows up. Lots of money, more then Ricky/Alberta had ever dreamed of. Aside from using most of it to piss everybody off and act like a big shot, Ricky/Alberta goes straight for the firewater, although Alberta’s drink of choice is triple distilled Federal Power.

So we’re at the point now in the trailer park where Ricky/Alberta is moving on from the ‘Just Being A Total Dick’ Stage to ‘I’m Going To Get Drunk As Fuck And Be a Complete Dick To Everyone’ Stage. Do we really want Ricky in charge of the country? Ricky? Ricky when he is in the initial stages of a Drunk-As-Fuck binge?

Alberta’s gonna end up face down in the dirt just like Ricky. Broke as shit and hung over something fierce. Its just that he’s the sort of guy that can’t handle money. He can’t help it. At first everyone will be pissed off and ignore Alberta for awhile but eventually we’ll forgive him. And then we will try to convince him that he needs to grow some pot and get his life together. Because that’s the trailer park, that’s Canada.