Wow, the Hipster Wankers have screwed up again. The new uniforms for our athletes going to Beijing are an embarrassing mess that reek of the Wanker Elite and their atrocious tastes. The worst of all the outfits is the track suits covered in the eye tangling montage of red and white shit that I can’t make out other then the occasional piece of maple leaf. The shorts and singlet isn’t so bad though, has a bit of a sixties cut. They won’t be waring that in the opening ceremonies though. Imagine, all our athletes marching out in a crowd waring those track suits. I wouldn’t recommend viewing by epileptics.