One of the nice things about a movie matinee is there are few people, almost no lineups and thus little aggravation, yet some people still manage to screw this up.

At the concession counter I get in line behind a woman getting popcorn while two twentysomething wankers stand ten feet back from the counter looking at the menu. The woman gets her snacks and I take my one step forward to the counter.

Wanker one then tells me that they are in fact the next ones in line. I’m a bit dubious but I give it to them. They then proceed to not make up their minds, change their orders and actually harrass the poor woman serving them. Not cool.