Meancouver

Dear Global Morning News

Global news is an embarrassing display of Vancouver shitiness. Moronic banter, unlikable personalities and general idiocy being what my poor flu soaked brain was subjected too. Worst of all being the lame duck style matron who had absolutely trite and useless Valentines day advice that scored at about a twelve year old’s level of comprehension. Her frumpy shirt and godawful ugly feather hair thing was an ill composed outfit that made me want to puke on sight. After her bitchy undertone drilled her asinine comments into my brain, she was then mocked by the anchor causing her barely contained bitterness at being a lonely bitch start to come to the surface. Thanks for making my morning news worse then the flu virus currently ravaging my body.

A first, and last time viewer of your unacceptable lame program

JE

PS the whinny self congratulating shit stylings of your musical feature was a disgracefully uninteresting with an unending painful falsetto (you are not Radiohead) by a man who lacking anything worthwhile tried to paste together a hippy version of Kurt Cobain, the dumb ass bright eyes of Bono and the partly shaven checks of faux troubadour ruffian. A big dab of the whinny angst holds it all together.

Its exhausting.