Harper’s Modern Canadian Dictionary

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Working Together for Canada as a Whole = DO AS I SAY!

Political Consensus= DESTROY ALL POLITICAL OPPOSITION!

Quebec= Land of dirty Evil Separatist motherfuckers who didn’t vote for me and thus are hellbent on destroying us all.

Democracy = DO AS I SAY!

Parliament = A nuisance to be shut down when inconvenient.

Election = A way to sort out the True Canadians (Those that Vote Harper) and Enemies of the People (Those that do not vote Harper)

The Office of The Prime Minister = Permanent Job of Steven Harper

Economic Crisis = Leverage to try and push through vicious attacks on the Enemies of Harper

Socialism = The Devil

Governing = DO AS I SAY!

Confidence Crisis = Fuck All Y’all

One Response to “Harper’s Modern Canadian Dictionary”

  1. Wandering Coyote Says:

    Excellent!

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