Speaking of the Rich Bitch…
Posted by CongoBill
How convenient that after the last post my TV quickly handed me another example of Wankery, and to stay so close in species to the Hot-Shit Rich Fuck by showing us the Hot-Shit Rich Bitch! (Thank You Cadillac Marketing Department And Your Clearly Defined Target Demographic!)
And so we have another installment of
CongoBill’s Field Guide to North American Wankers: The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch
Let’s have a look:
The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch Spotting #1
and for good measure
The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch Spotting #2: Spurning Two Hot-Shit Rich Fucks
This Wanker occupies the same range as its male counterpart but, it must be admitted, is much more rare and exists mostly as a male sexual fantasy. They do exist however, but if you spot this rare bird be sure to appreciate it.
The Hot-Shit Rich Bitch shares the Hot-Shit Rich Fucks tell tale signs of vapid conspicuous consumption, overly manicured appearance and excessive wealth hoarding. She still the superior asshole attitude and the belief that all this makes her better then everybody else but with the female these qualities are prettied up with charm and grace and usually a good deal of sexiness, making them far easier to take, and to some even enjoyable!
It is interesting to note that she does not normally couple with the Hot-Shit Rich Fuck. As shown in the second video she has her own wealth and a feirce independance that allow her to see through the shallow camoflauge of the Hot-Shit Rich Fuck’s wealth based bullshit. In fact she looks down on the Hot-Shit Rich Fuck as she knows he is no match for her and so she has no respect for him. She is turned on by wealth and power, as seen in the first video, but only by her own.
Funnily the Hot-Shit Rich Bitch will often go for artsy or athletic loser types, stolid working class blokes or, if she is smart, she always has a pool boy to fish around her private oasis. Not that she ever grows attached or marries these men. No, if she marries it is often one of convenience for whatever scheme she may have or possibly some stormy and riveting drama of a marriage like the one between Liz Taylor and Richard Burton.
I have had the priviledge to have come across a Hot-Shit Rich Bitch. She was an older specimen but age does not diminish them, they just evolve into old school Diva types. She was one of the early super-models of the seventies and had long been nested deep within the calm and cozy streets of Shaghnaussy. I was one of her gardeners and though I ‘trimmed her hedges’ and ‘blew her grassy knoll’ I can’t say that this stolid working class bloke caught her eye. She already had a young Boy Toy though, one who appeared to be a prepied up pansy sporty sort. He seemed to be doing an alright job as she kept him around for the few years that I was around.
Unless you are a variety of Rich Fuck you can expect to be graciously ignored by the Hot-Shit Rich Bitch. So my advice with these individuals is to leave them be. Sure they may live in their own comfortable little bubble but they are far to few in Vancouver to really be a systemic problem, although New York and LA would probably tell you different. Also their charm and tendency to glamour make it fun to keep a few of this colorful birds around. Any other variety of Rich Bitch however…well, we’ll get to them soon enough.
Good Hunting!
