Good Job!

Water:

A clear, colourless, tasteless liquid found everywhere. It falls from the sky for God’s sake!

Uses: A powerful industrial solvent, especially useful in tar Sands oil extraction.

Canadian Lakes:

Holes in the ground with water in them. There’s lots of them so their pretty much disposable.

Known Uses: Receptacles for mine tailings, used condoms, other shit we don’t want.

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For More On The Reclassification of Pristine Canadian Lakes to “tailings impound areas” visit

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/06/16/condemned-lakes.html?ref=rss

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