So we the government are announcing a bold new plan, a massive plan, a long plan, a plan to rebuild the Canadian military!  A twenty year plan!  A plan which plans to spend $30 Billion on… no wait, $45 Billion… or is that $50 Billion, oh wait, no it’s $96 Billion…I think…

Yes, the plan, we have a Plan! Definitely a plan, a plan of spending! Spending billions! Lots of billions will be spent on the plan over twenty years. Spent on war, yes, WAR!  Its about time Canada be known for WAR again! Our WAR-iness shall never be questioned again! We shall be respected throughout the world because of this! Nothing makes friends like WAR!

We are going to take these billions and billions…from where? I don’t know….the surplus left by the previous Government?  No wait, that’s gone…..how about….I know, from our tax cuts! From our tax cuts we will makes billions of billions and with these billions we shall buy WAR planes and WAR ships and WAR copters and…..what else starts with WAR?  WAR brides! No wait….WAR dead? No no no…WAR cries, yes!, WAR cries and a new line of WAR memorabilia and probably a nice new WAR room and get Canada ready for WAR! Which WAR?  Well, Afghanistan should cover most of that twenty years shouldn’t it?  Besides, I’m sure others will come up, and this is why we must be ready for WAR! WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.

So, what we’re we talking about? Ah yes, the billions! BILLIONS! For WAR! YES!

This is our plan.

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