On thoughts of popcorn and other office rules
Generally one of the most annoying things that you can do in an office is make microwaved popcorn. Sure the buttery richness makes you salivate and more than likely will fill your snack craving but then everyone’s workspace smells like Orville Redenbacher molested your desk for the next two hours. As a result many offices institute an non official no popcorn rule. Its simple really; kinda like the no farting in confined spaces rule. You break it you get the minor often immature punishment. There are two other things that Id like to add to the list:
1.Tzaziki - Now dont get me wrong, I love tzaziki as much as the other person, just not a container of it sitting on a desk acting as the improptu air freshener. It stinks after awhile hence no Tzaziki fabreze.
2. Ranch Dressing - Tzaziki’s retarded American cousin. This one smells worse with time
Stop the stink. 2 day old Tzaziki smells raunchy.
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